Muus
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Tierisch gut....
Is sure she saw you today. Same hair, same eyes, same great smile but when she called your name, it just scratched it's ass & kept eating it's banana!
zoology lesson of the day: Rhinos, are just Obese, gray and dried out unicorns!
i have been thinking, is a slug a homeless snail?!
James Bond and a chicken meet, the chicken asks: "Whats your name?" Bond reply's "Bond, James Bond" bond asks the chicken the same, she reply's, "Ken, Chick Ken"
a baby snake goes to its dad and asks, 'am I poisonous?' the dad asks 'why do u ask?' baby snake says 'I just bit my tongue.'
Is sure she saw you today. Same hair, same eyes, same great smile but when she called your name, it just scratched it's ass & kept eating it's banana!
zoology lesson of the day: Rhinos, are just Obese, gray and dried out unicorns!
i have been thinking, is a slug a homeless snail?!
James Bond and a chicken meet, the chicken asks: "Whats your name?" Bond reply's "Bond, James Bond" bond asks the chicken the same, she reply's, "Ken, Chick Ken"
a baby snake goes to its dad and asks, 'am I poisonous?' the dad asks 'why do u ask?' baby snake says 'I just bit my tongue.'