Favorite Quotes - Lieblingszitate

[Muus]

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

*g*​

Dürfen das jetzt auch ernstere quotes sein? Oder mussed lustig sein? ... Zu meinem Schreck fallen mir gerade keine lustigen ein ... vielleicht sollte ich mir darüber mal Gedanken machen

darf auch was ernstes sein.. :0

 

[Muus]

My Quote of the day.. (Dedicated to Mr. M.F.Ph. THE SECOND)


Samantha: I find the higher the number the worse the sex. I went out with somebody the third who couldn't even get it up.

Miranda: Imagine how bad Henry VIII must have been...

Carrie: Yeah, you give him head, he cuts yours off!http://www.tvloop.com/sex-and-the-city/show/quotes/all/?ord=popular

 

[Muus]

Und hier einer... fuer mich..

Carrie: I do not pick the wrong guys. They pick me.
Miranda: So what, you're like a flystrip for dysfunctional men?
Carrie: Yeah, but one of those really pretty floral scented ones.

 

[Muus]

Quote of the day:

Sam Wheat: It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you. See ya.

Molly: See ya. Bye.

 

[mheymann76]

"Circumstances may cause interruptions and delays, but never lose sight of your goal. Prepare yourself in every way you can by increasing your knowledge and adding to your experience, so that you can make the most of opportunity when it occurs."

Mario Andretti

 

[Muus]

Quote of the day:

Think about it. If you are single, after graduation there isn't one occasion where people celebrate you. ... Hallmark doesn't make a "congratulations, you didn't marry the wrong guy" card. And where's the flatware for going on vacation alone? ~ SatC

 

[StarsN'Rockets]

"The golden rule:
He who has the gold makes the rules."

 

[Muus]

Carrie : In the end I decided I was definitely 34 going on 35, but in a city like New York, with its pace and its pressures, sometimes it's important to have a 13-year-old moment. To remember a simpler time when the best thing in life was just hanging out, listening to records and having fun with your friends. In your very own apartment. ~ SatC

 

[Wisi]

"Live your life so that the preacher won't have to lie at your grave!" *G*

 

[Muus]

You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.
- Carrie Snow



OMG.. ok DER hier ist GENAU fuer mich..

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
- Carrie Snow
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